stoponedirectionsmanagement:

suave-payne:

sailingontheshipthatislarry:

stoponedirectionsmanagement:

 

Feel like vomiting.

I cringed at “I love Eleanor”. I really did.

^ me too, bby. i’m pitiful.

^ omg you two I’m laughing so hard omfg

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  • mom: why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on
  • me: i am juliet
  • me: and he is my romeo
  • mom:
  • me: no, i'm just kidding please call the cops

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That moment when you’re playing hide and seek and they’re about to find you.

symsosweet:

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When people ask me “Why are you so quiet?”

honeybronze:

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kiss-me-hazza:

The sass master has a heart so you can all get over yourselves
alexisdial:

what i do behind my moms back when shes bitching. 
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